straight off the wire
Here is another little ditty from The Atlantic Wire. Gosh, I love this celebrity stuff. Richard Lawson (the writer) is fantastic. I just thought this was so great. Plus, I LOVE Ryan Reynolds. I'm just a tad sad (I'm a poet...) he's married now. But aw well, what do ya do?? Read on:
"This weekend, while you lay prone on your couch too lazy to change the channel from NCIS or sat creepily on a park bench watching the happy couples go by and wondering what's the matter with you, down in South Carolina actors Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, she 25, he 35, she a blonde doll from Gossip Girl, he a blond piece of Canadian celery, were married. Yes! Wed. To each other. For real. The couple, who have been dating for a year, ever since they worked on the huge box office hit, I mean spectacular bomb, The Green Lantern together, organized the whole thing very secretly, and people were only tipped off at the last minute when Lively's family was seen in South Carolina and folks got suspicious. Reportedly the couple had dinner with Bette Midler a few days earlier, which of course is protocol before two celebrities get married. The couple has dinner with Bette Midler, then of course has schnapps with Cher in an old belltower, than James Garner has to say a strange and mystical prayer over the groom's trousers, of course Ruth Buzzi has to delouse the bride, and then Goldie Hawn comes out with a daiquiri maker and says "You cuckoo birds ready to get hitched or what?" and then the marriage is approved. So, good for Blake and Ryan for doing things properly. They were apparently wed on a plantation, so... Boy, plantations in South Carolina where they used to own people a hundred and fifty years ago sure are romantic. Think of all the suffering and death! Where's the honeymoon, Dachau? Jeez louise. What are you thinking? Really, what are you thinking??? Blake, he divorced Scarlett Johansson after like two months! Ryan, she's Blake Lively! What are you guys thinking, huh?? What is anyone thinking. [People]"
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/09/blake-and-ryans-secret-wedding/56682/
"This weekend, while you lay prone on your couch too lazy to change the channel from NCIS or sat creepily on a park bench watching the happy couples go by and wondering what's the matter with you, down in South Carolina actors Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, she 25, he 35, she a blonde doll from Gossip Girl, he a blond piece of Canadian celery, were married. Yes! Wed. To each other. For real. The couple, who have been dating for a year, ever since they worked on the huge box office hit, I mean spectacular bomb, The Green Lantern together, organized the whole thing very secretly, and people were only tipped off at the last minute when Lively's family was seen in South Carolina and folks got suspicious. Reportedly the couple had dinner with Bette Midler a few days earlier, which of course is protocol before two celebrities get married. The couple has dinner with Bette Midler, then of course has schnapps with Cher in an old belltower, than James Garner has to say a strange and mystical prayer over the groom's trousers, of course Ruth Buzzi has to delouse the bride, and then Goldie Hawn comes out with a daiquiri maker and says "You cuckoo birds ready to get hitched or what?" and then the marriage is approved. So, good for Blake and Ryan for doing things properly. They were apparently wed on a plantation, so... Boy, plantations in South Carolina where they used to own people a hundred and fifty years ago sure are romantic. Think of all the suffering and death! Where's the honeymoon, Dachau? Jeez louise. What are you thinking? Really, what are you thinking??? Blake, he divorced Scarlett Johansson after like two months! Ryan, she's Blake Lively! What are you guys thinking, huh?? What is anyone thinking. [People]"
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/09/blake-and-ryans-secret-wedding/56682/
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